Brendan McGinley

Taking up arms for comediocrity since 1980.

St. Mary - Tim Timebomb and Friends (by Tim Timebomb)

Hard times and sad crimes. 

ModiFace: Better Living Through PhotoplastyThis was an article I did for Asylum back in 2010. I don’t think it ever ran. These folks had…View Post

ModiFace: Better Living Through Photoplasty

This was an article I did for Asylum back in 2010. I don’t think it ever ran. These folks had…

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Kid Cudi - Erase me (Acoustic/Remix/Cover) (by officialzamn)

This…actually, wow, compares to the original. 

In honor of Halo getting a TV series, this old piece I did for AOL’s Asylum: “Video Game Porns We Wish Existed.”  

In honor of Halo getting a TV series, this old piece I did for AOL’s Asylum: “Video Game Porns We Wish Existed.”  

This will always supercede the blockbuster movie for me. Folklore MiBs are creepy, bloodless Uncle Festers. 
isamizdat:

The Ominous Men in Black

This will always supercede the blockbuster movie for me. Folklore MiBs are creepy, bloodless Uncle Festers. 

isamizdat:

The Ominous Men in Black

Hello, my new favorite thing ever. 

Hello, my new favorite thing ever. 

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Two new Cracked columns! Both of which may save your life!View Post

Two new Cracked columns! Both of which may save your life!

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I pondered acknowledging Jennifer’s Body, but I consider it more of a demonic possession movie than a succubus one. 
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A line of Spring-Heeled Jack action figures would be really neat, and would probably get all kinds of people on the Internet really mad.
5 Monster Movie Ideas Hollywood Should Be Making Next




#4. Spring-Heeled Jack
The thing with Spring-Heeled Jack is that he was real — or at least really documented. Extraordinarily tall and gaunt, he wore a helmet that couldn’t conceal his burning red eyes, which smoldered for you, girl. He had a propensity for cornering women and getting grabby.[W]itnesses swore that he breathed blue flame and leaped over 9-foot walls, and how could an entire crowd of people agree on supernatural crap like that?What’s crazy about Spring-Heeled Jack is how damn long people have been reporting on him — from the mid-19th century to as recently as last year. It’s not all sensational crowd mentality that’s perpetuating his myth. Sometimes you just have to say yes to your heart and believe in an immortal, superpowered sexual criminal with a Cockney accent — even if your mind knows that some prankster passed on his mantle to another.




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I pondered acknowledging Jennifer’s Body, but I consider it more of a demonic possession movie than a succubus one. 

cracked:

A line of Spring-Heeled Jack action figures would be really neat, and would probably get all kinds of people on the Internet really mad.

5 Monster Movie Ideas Hollywood Should Be Making Next

#4. Spring-Heeled Jack

The thing with Spring-Heeled Jack is that he was real — or at least really documented. Extraordinarily tall and gaunt, he wore a helmet that couldn’t conceal his burning red eyes, which smoldered for you, girl. He had a propensity for cornering women and getting grabby.

[W]itnesses swore that he breathed blue flame and leaped over 9-foot walls, and how could an entire crowd of people agree on supernatural crap like that?

What’s crazy about Spring-Heeled Jack is how damn long people have been reporting on him — from the mid-19th century to as recently as last year. It’s not all sensational crowd mentality that’s perpetuating his myth. Sometimes you just have to say yes to your heart and believe in an immortal, superpowered sexual criminal with a Cockney accent — even if your mind knows that some prankster passed on his mantle to another.

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(Source: cracked.com)