1. http://kathythewriter.tumblr.com/post/97697023649/all-day-boys-have-been-bombarding-cracked-and-its

    kathythewriter:

    All day, boys have been bombarding Cracked and its social media for a measured response to today’s column by Zoe Quinn. I thought Cracked would do the right thing and produce an immediate apology to those the article had hurt, but it is looking less likely by the minute. Fortunately, I happen to…

    I was worried for a second, but if satire were LotR, Kathy just brought a flaming balrog whip to the party.

    Reblogged from: kathythewriter
  2. alexsegura:

Heisenberg by Tim Seeley

Three of my favorite real people and one of my favorite fictional just collided.

    alexsegura:

    Heisenberg by Tim Seeley

    Three of my favorite real people and one of my favorite fictional just collided.

    Reblogged from: warmoth
  3. Well now I know what a wendigo looks like.

    Well now I know what a wendigo looks like.

    Reblogged from: viergacht
  4. Ladies and gentlemen, creating for the internet.

    Ladies and gentlemen, creating for the internet.

    Reblogged from: viergacht
  5. I Wrote A Book And You Need It In Your Life

    cscoville:

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    So earlier in the year I wrote this book for Adams Media. It’s a collection of funny reviews from around the internet. It has pictures and stuff and is a really good gift book for the humor-enjoying person in your life.

    The book is now available for preorder on Amazon at this link: the…

    Reblogged from: cscoville
  6. codyjohnston:

    choochoobear:

    thedoodypoo:

    betrayedbylight:

    thatdudeemu:

    darvinasafo:

    Rest In Power

    Boyce “Scoop” Coleman

    RIP

    Respect

    I give a lot of respect to fictional heroes. I forget real ones exist.

    More information on what happened here. He left behind a family as well. Heartbreaking.

    This is very sad, and I can’t imagine the comments that are likely on articles about this event. I’ve been reading a lot of comment sections on any articles about black people and it is just a fucking depressing mess. Like that military couple who posted an adorable video of their son complaining that they were going to have a third child. So many of the comments were about welfare and how “we” (white people) have to pay for this woman’s extra kid. “Gots to get another check!” commented some piece of shit. All of this despite the fact that everyone was well-dressed, well-spoken, and sitting in a nice car. In response to someone posting, “Probably her 10th kid by 8 different guys getting welfare, food stamps and wic by us taxpayers.thanks obumma,” someone pointed out that the parents were actually in the armed forces, the response was “It’s still my taxpayer money. Screw you until she gets her own money and not living off my dime.” I won’t explain why this is hypocritical and disgusting and shameful, because if you don’t understand, please unfollow me. You’re at least a mild variety of garbage person.

    Then of course when a white dad posts a video of his daughter taking selfies, it’s adorable and hilarious and I bet that white man is a good upstanding citizen. This, despite the fact that the dad was taking a video of his daughter (for the sole purpose of embarrassing her in front of millions of people) in the back seat while he was driving, and she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. That mother from earlier recorded her son after parking her car, because of course she did.

    I have no point! I am just blown away by people’s opinions, specifically opinions that they don’t find shameful, and whenever I see a story like this, I know some of the nastiest things are being said. And these aren’t comments posted on some anonymous message board. These are Facebook comments, with a name and picture right next to it. These are comments they want seen by their family and friends. These are comments made by adults with families. So many people unwilling to not only see a part of the world they’re unfamiliar with, but unwilling to listen to people who aren’t like them and understand and internalize what is said. It is okay to change your mind. It makes you human, and more often than not it means you’re now more educated. And that’s cool, too!

    I have no point. I know people suck. I just think that sucks.

    Salutations, you hero.

    Reblogged from: codyjohnston
  7. Gladstone hates crap journalism about as much as I do, which is to say, entirely. 

  8. cracked:

    We are Groot. And goddammit, we should be.

    5 Reasons Groot Is the Greatest Hero of the 21st Century

    Alex Schmidt isn’t just the funniest man at the stand-up show last week; he’s also a super wonderful dude who understands Groot is the only thing tying those ragtag goofballs together. 

    Reblogged from: cracked
  9. Slaughtered a dog today.

    Slaughtered a dog today.

  10. cracked:

unpops:

HELL of a show for you all tonight at Westside at 8:30pm, featuring the comedic stylings of:
Adam Tod Brown
Ben Blanchard
Eli Braden
Quincy Jones
Jak Knight
Jose Alvarez
Brendan McGinley
Alex Schmidt
Five bucks gets you all of that AND a bartender bringing you drinks/conversation/whatever else you like. See you then?

ATB and Brendan and Alex on one show! It’s like Christmas in September. On a beach. With jokes.

Me! Flopping! Live!

    cracked:

    unpops:

    HELL of a show for you all tonight at Westside at 8:30pm, featuring the comedic stylings of:

    Five bucks gets you all of that AND a bartender bringing you drinks/conversation/whatever else you like. See you then?

    ATB and Brendan and Alex on one show! It’s like Christmas in September. On a beach. With jokes.

    Me! Flopping! Live!

    Reblogged from: cracked
  11. warmoth:

ffffffound:

oktotally

And dat Krang

Needs a drum set.

    warmoth:

    ffffffound:

    oktotally

    And dat Krang

    Needs a drum set.

    Reblogged from: warmoth
  12. unpops:

    cracked:

    You need to hear this. Just try not to get wibbly-wobbly angry-wangry.

    It’s Time to Retire Doctor Who

    Hey dorks watch this

    I hope Soren never stops breaking up with pop culture.

    Reblogged from: unpops
  13. transformerselite:

Our third raffle prize doesn’t have any Cybertronian ladies but I have a huge soft spot for Saint Walker that we’re going to ignore that detail ~Anj

I just want to be nice to people and have fun.

    transformerselite:

    Our third raffle prize doesn’t have any Cybertronian ladies but I have a huge soft spot for Saint Walker that we’re going to ignore that detail ~Anj

    I just want to be nice to people and have fun.

    Reblogged from: transformerselite
  14. When I die bury me at Soap Plant with a tiki umbrella behind my ear.

  15. Reblogged from: viergacht
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