St. Mary - Tim Timebomb and Friends (by Tim Timebomb)
Hard times and sad crimes.
Brendan McGinley
ModiFace: Better Living Through Photoplasty
This was an article I did for Asylum back in 2010. I don’t think it ever ran. These folks had…
Kid Cudi - Erase me (Acoustic/Remix/Cover) (by officialzamn)
This…actually, wow, compares to the original.
In honor of Halo getting a TV series, this old piece I did for AOL’s Asylum: “Video Game Porns We Wish Existed.”
This will always supercede the blockbuster movie for me. Folklore MiBs are creepy, bloodless Uncle Festers.
The Ominous Men in Black
The Brock Way | For all things Brockway, now with more Robert!
Oh hey, just made this site. You know, in case you just can’t get enough blogging. You might be blog-deficient. Seriously. You be careful. That shit’ll make your teeth fall out.
Hello, my new favorite thing ever.
(Source: deradrian, via chrisgrav3s)
![I pondered acknowledging Jennifer’s Body, but I consider it more of a demonic possession movie than a succubus one.
cracked:
A line of Spring-Heeled Jack action figures would be really neat, and would probably get all kinds of people on the Internet really mad.
5 Monster Movie Ideas Hollywood Should Be Making Next
#4. Spring-Heeled Jack
The thing with Spring-Heeled Jack is that he was real — or at least really documented. Extraordinarily tall and gaunt, he wore a helmet that couldn’t conceal his burning red eyes, which smoldered for you, girl. He had a propensity for cornering women and getting grabby.[W]itnesses swore that he breathed blue flame and leaped over 9-foot walls, and how could an entire crowd of people agree on supernatural crap like that?What’s crazy about Spring-Heeled Jack is how damn long people have been reporting on him — from the mid-19th century to as recently as last year. It’s not all sensational crowd mentality that’s perpetuating his myth. Sometimes you just have to say yes to your heart and believe in an immortal, superpowered sexual criminal with a Cockney accent — even if your mind knows that some prankster passed on his mantle to another.
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I pondered acknowledging Jennifer’s Body, but I consider it more of a demonic possession movie than a succubus one.
A line of Spring-Heeled Jack action figures would be really neat, and would probably get all kinds of people on the Internet really mad.
5 Monster Movie Ideas Hollywood Should Be Making Next
#4. Spring-Heeled Jack
The thing with Spring-Heeled Jack is that he was real — or at least really documented. Extraordinarily tall and gaunt, he wore a helmet that couldn’t conceal his burning red eyes, which smoldered for you, girl. He had a propensity for cornering women and getting grabby.
[W]itnesses swore that he breathed blue flame and leaped over 9-foot walls, and how could an entire crowd of people agree on supernatural crap like that?
What’s crazy about Spring-Heeled Jack is how damn long people have been reporting on him — from the mid-19th century to as recently as last year. It’s not all sensational crowd mentality that’s perpetuating his myth. Sometimes you just have to say yes to your heart and believe in an immortal, superpowered sexual criminal with a Cockney accent — even if your mind knows that some prankster passed on his mantle to another.
(Source: cracked.com)
The 4 Greatest Things in Comedy (Everyone Misunderstands)
We all love things that bring us pain.…. or 4 Things I Love In Comedy That Bring Only Pain.
Truth.
