Far easier in event of zombie apocalypse than nailing your collection of 2x4s to the frame.
This lends credence to my theory that Kim Kardashian is a succubus.
What are today’s tech giants cooking up for the next generation? Less RoboCop and more UrkelBot.
Hello. I wrote this Quick Fix about what dorks we’ll look like in the future.
Tisquantum (“Squanto”) helped the Pilgrims despite getting kidnapped by an Englishman, sold to Spanish friars, and otherwise kicked in the nethers by life. #CrackedClassic
Happy thanksgiving from me and this article I wrote.
FETHRY IS ACTUALLY A CANNIBAL IM….
ALSO this is proof there are two different versions of animals in the Disney world, “domesticated” and “real”, which most likely differs between the anthro and “actual” animals…wow. And going by Donald’s reaction, it is really uncommon for a domesticated animal to eat their real counterparts.
This also answers the question what Goofy is. He’s a domesticated dog but Pluto is a real dog.
So we’re domesticated chimps and chimpanzees are real chimps XD
…what if the entire Disney universe exists in the same dimension as Narnia?