The Brock Way | For all things Brockway, now with... →
thebrockway: Oh hey, just made this site. You know, in case you just can’t get enough blogging. You might be blog-deficient. Seriously. You be careful. That shit’ll make your teeth fall out.
The 4 Greatest Things in Comedy (Everyone... →
wgladstone: We all love things that bring us pain. …. or 4 Things I Love In Comedy That Bring Only Pain. Truth.
How much would you pay for a never before seen topless photograph of Angelina Jolie? A photo depicting a carefree Jolie will be part of The Wild Side of Photography sale at London auction house Christie’s next month. The picture, … Continue reading → Never before seen? One of my earliest Cracked topics begs to differ.
In the heavy-handed sitcom that is my life, please enjoy this excellent Cracked article by my colleague Kathy Benjamin about why your brain forbids you from being happy, featuring a stock photo of my ex from a relationship that ended because my brain forbade my being happy. Apparently God’s screenwriters are doing a bottle episode this week.
I bet Darkseid would be a very different person if...
What good is it being able to punch planets in two if you can’t fly? Sad Darkseid takes it out on the world.
What are some good comedy comic books? Comics that... →
Hey, thanks, beautiful stranger who finds my comics funny.
Strychnine Kiss #1 -- Cover
I paid an illustrator to make wrath beautiful: Man, remember when I used to make comic books and not worry about whether they were good or not? I’ve shared this before, but I couldn’t stand another day of looking at my lousy character design sketch of Lit. Let’s be honest — both the art team and I are… View Post
6 Seemingly Simple Tasks Everybody Sucks At →
wgladstone: cracked: Gladstone can’t close a bag of shredded cheese, so now it’s everybody’s problem. Yep. Everybody. Hey, I have that problem.
News Coming Soon on a John Cheese Book
And I, for my part, will seek an interview with Sir Cheese for MCD. johncheesecracked: I should have some news on a possible book or two very soon. Like within a few days. I have a couple of different projects going on so even if one doesn’t go through, the other will, even if I have to self publish. I’ll give more details and a sample of the work very soon.
Every friend I have will want this shirt for one reason or the other. But where is my Grim Jack Lantern shirt? There’s no Jack T. Chance merchandise for the esoteric nerd.
jetpackexhaust: When you can’t think of anything to do, do pushups. You’ll get either stronger or shit done. It also gets blood flowing to your writer’s brain.
You Might Be A Zombie & Other Bad News | Bankshot... →
Finally tagged all the illustrations I did for Cracked’s first book. A lot of these never ran, so enjoy the glimpse behind the curtain!
Sooooo....this is frightening. →
I don’t know why people have to go making up stupid things to be violently outraged about when there are plenty of real offenses that can be resolved peacefully.
Every article has its apocrypha
See, the problem with Congress was corruption. Its bills were brokered in backrooms and bars by bastards before being brought to bear, which is exactly how the powerful Letter B lobby influenced passage of the Alliteration Act this month. Luchadors have more honor than that, and never compromise.
Weekend To-Do List
Finish Cracked State of the Union Finish script revisions for top secret hush hush awesome project Decide whether or not to bother with cutting Quick Fix Open Letter reply to Stormfront dickhead Jailbreak phone Switch to more reasonable carrier Discontinue internet? Buy beer in wholesale quantities Ride bikes Eat tacos It’s go time.
I tend to do a lot of revising in the lettering stage as well, basically trying...– From Dan Seitz’s interview with Robert Venditti on Man Cave. I prefer to write like this because what’s in the script never quite plays the same way once it’s on the page. It’s really the necessary final pass if you’re me. Glad there are pros who feel the same way. I...