Green beer is an insult to thousands of years of brewing history and your face. Bar staff should refuse you as underage when you’re choosing pints according to your favorite color. But you can be as pretend-patriotic as you like with these great drinks which are meant to be green.
Tumblr Extra: A bonus drink for all you fine folks!
3 oz Crème de Menthe, 3 oz Amaretto, 2 oz lemon juice
Pour all into ice-filled highball glass and stir well
An interesting drink because Crème de Menthe is normally the toothpaste of green cocktails. Far too minty and everyone uses it. But this one makes it interesting in the time-honored Irish tradition: throwing a load of aggressive things into a bar together and seeing what happens. Mint, almond and lemon might sound like an obsessive chef trying to free-associate but the result is something long, cool, and interesting which won’t be over too fast. Ladies. And ten percent of Fellas.