Don’t worry, southern neighbors. We’ll take care of all the celebratory booze guzzling on your behalf. You’re welcome.
5 Reasons Cinco de Mayo is the Most American Holiday
Hooray for Cinco de Mayo, the day America celebrates Mexico’s victory over France! The battle in 1862 was especially important because it did not change the tide of war in Mexico’s favor one damn bit.
Even though El Dia de la Batalla de Puebla is only celebrated regionally in Mexico, it’s a big party in the United States. Sure, we import a lot of holidays here to the U.S., but why do Americans celebrate a holiday that most of Mexico ignores? And the answer — just like it is to marital problems — is heavy drinking.
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Never before seen? One of my earliest Cracked topics begs to differ.

In the heavy-handed sitcom that is my life, please enjoy this excellent Cracked article by my colleague Kathy Benjamin about why your brain forbids you from being happy, featuring a stock photo of my ex from a relationship that ended because my brain forbade my being happy.
Apparently God’s screenwriters are doing a bottle episode this week.
Dispatches from the decaying American empire.
What good is it being able to punch planets in two if you can’t fly? Sad Darkseid takes it out on the world.
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