i dont know what this is, but i was given a topic, wrote about it, and pussied out of editing it -
Spoiler i re-read it and its bad.
The heat was pervasive; shade offered no comfort. It was as if the warmth was emanating from the ground itself, and the loud crunching sound of dry, dead grass underneath her sneakers brought back memories left buried.
She looked upon the land; her land. Her…
I made a series for Cracked about an astronaut video chatting with an elementary school class while slowly going insane. It’s called Dispatches from Goddamn Space and if you watched it, thank you! If you haven’t seen it yet and think that might be something you’d enjoy, you can watch all the episodes here (they are very short if that sweetens the deal for anyone). I’m very proud of it and I hope you’ll share it if you like it…or if you hate it. Hate sharing is OK too, though obviously less ideal.
Gaze upon the most beloved business in NYC -
Well done, Craig.
Oh to be his neighbor.
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Wayne Gladstone read from his debut Notes from the Internet Apocalypse - The Corner Bookstore -
Here’s a @Cracked piece I wrote on Five Reasons Valentine’s Day Is a Sham
Neat! That’s me — and you’re going to enjoy it.
"Also, this may or may not lead to future chocolate hearts."
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#4. Nobody Knows Which Valentine the Holiday Honors
Legend or no, St. Valentine of Hallmark shares billing with two other Sts. Valentine today, neither of whom had anything to do with love (and, thankfully, nothing to do with pillage). … There are 14 Saints Valentin or Valentine (plus one Valentinian who doesn’t count because I said so), three of whom died on February 14. That means 2 out of 14 Valentines are celebrated on 2/14, which has a 21.4 percent mortality rate for Valentines.
I have no idea why my Twitter bio delights me so, but I titter like a gremlin every time I see it.
Yep, that’s where I would have put it too.
I love how he has a big rocket to blow things up, and big screwdrivers to take the pieces apart.
Looking at they shallow pelvis, that missile was obviously jutting out of the robot at full mast before it was fired.
If you’d like to pick up a copy of SILENT CITY, this is a fairly complete rundown of where you can. — WRITING | Alex Segura (via alexsegura)