Brendan McGinley

Jul 17

Dolley Madison’s husband drafted the Constitution, and here she is in a photograph looking like one cool dame. 
That’s how close we came to pictures of the founding fathers. Jefferson & Adams died the same year as the first modern photograph.

Dolley Madison’s husband drafted the Constitution, and here she is in a photograph looking like one cool dame. 

That’s how close we came to pictures of the founding fathers. Jefferson & Adams died the same year as the first modern photograph.

I wouldn’t let him hear you say that. He might roll up on you. 

I wouldn’t let him hear you say that. He might roll up on you. 

Shoot, most of His promises were sealed in stone, and blood. At His most transient He’s still using fire and the full visible light spectrum.

Shoot, most of His promises were sealed in stone, and blood. At His most transient He’s still using fire and the full visible light spectrum.

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Jul 16

What’s this? Oh, only the resumption of a project ultra-close to my heart that will soon have not one, but two pieces of news to share. 

What’s this? Oh, only the resumption of a project ultra-close to my heart that will soon have not one, but two pieces of news to share. 

Anonymous said: i dont want to come off rude or anything but you should probably stop speaking spanish unless youre of hispanic heritage otherwise its cultural appropriation, and i dont think youre of hispanic heritage because you look white from any of the pictures youve posted to please stop speaking/learning spanish thank you vuv

stutler:

no.

that’s spanish for ‘no’. 

This is everything wrong and right with Tumblr in a short conversation. 

Jul 15

Nobody complimented my Walter White costume at work today.

Nobody complimented my Walter White costume at work today.

weirdshitblog:

Lifehack: Nothing is stopping you from becoming a supervillain.

5 Performers Who Succeeded with Dubious Talents

5 Performers Who Succeeded with Dubious Talents

I’m back at Cracked! This week’s article is about people who either lacked talent but succeeded BECAUSE of it, (not despite, which would describe most of the Billboard 100 who are just ciphers for the music industry execs to make the records they want to make) although in editing the title got changed to 5 Star Performers Who Never Let a Lack of Talent Stop Them. If you want to kvetch about Tiny…

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Jul 13

What’s More Important, French Fries or Vaccines?

I wrote a new piece for Man Cave Daily on the interesting facts behind french fries’ history…

What’s More Important, French Fries or Vaccines?

I wrote a new piece for Man Cave Daily on the interesting facts behind french fries’ history…

Jul 12

My barber’s a 75-year-old Italian guy, so I couldn’t just walk in and ask for “The Sinestro,” but I described it well enough for him to nail it. 
I love this haircut. I feel like I belong in a Swedish javelin team or something. 

My barber’s a 75-year-old Italian guy, so I couldn’t just walk in and ask for “The Sinestro,” but I described it well enough for him to nail it. 

I love this haircut. I feel like I belong in a Swedish javelin team or something. 

Jul 11

Kills barbers dead. 

Kills barbers dead. 

Jul 10

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Lettuce See the Future: Japanese Farmer Builds High-Tech Indoor Veggie Factory -

Don’t tell me I can’t build this in my apartment, no, I refuse to accept that. I have a spare closet, let’s do this thing. 

weirdshitblog:

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, especially if that first man has a mental illness that makes him throw out actual treasure.