RIP beard, 2014-2014
decode their text messages for “txt speak” slang used by SKELETONS
- LOL - lots of legbones
- SMH - skeletons murdering humans
- FYI - forget your insides! (and become a skeleton)
- WTF - waxing the fibula
- OMG - outta my grave
- FFS - for friendly skeletons
But…there are two.
I don’t even know, man.
Fact: “No One Will Ever Believe You, Charlie Brown” aired only once, in July of 1969. No one watched it.
More press for the upcoming TruTV show I’ve been writing for. Look for it in January.
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The Kids Aren’t Alright
I really can’t recommend this highly enough.
All day, boys have been bombarding Cracked and its social media for a measured response to today’s column by Zoe Quinn. I thought Cracked would do the right thing and produce an immediate apology to those the article had hurt, but it is looking less likely by the minute. Fortunately, I happen to…
I was worried for a second, but if satire were LotR, Kathy just brought a flaming balrog whip to the party.